I just came across this dating website and had a really good laugh: "date your online poker partner!" it said. Oh my, I imagine that many guys play so much online poker that they don't have enough time to interact with others in the real world, or why would such a dating website exist in the first place? At least it would go along with bluffing strategies as quite a lot of people create fake online dating profiles with beautiful model pictures to pretend to be the very pretties themselves. And then, how would you date your poker partner?
Would you date someone that just beat you in a big online poker tournament or would you like to meet someone that you took big money from in a cash game (the other party might insist that you pay for the dinner...) ?
Does the couple get married in a Poker bar somewhere in Fiji or Nevada ( the latter is a great place to get married just ask Britney and countless others ), spend their evenings playing poker online, afternoons communicating on skype, a chinese dinner in between then back to the poker tables? I just can't imagine.
What a life! While I was still shaking my head it reminded me though of one of the most important strategic components in playing online poker: finding the weakest players online and "dating them" for more profits. So "Online Poker Dating with benefits" for me would be finding the perfect online poker match in order to win more pots and make more cash. To find weaker players and tables that are filled with people that might be easier to beat is not super difficult.
Your alleged poker date may already be neatly cataloged and gift wrapped in an existing commercially available database of poker players. Its possible to even get a subscription that give you access to the most **beautiful** poker dates ever seen. Places like tableratings.com might be of some use. And supposing you simply can't get access to that site? Well many poker games have buddy lists. Did you really think that those were for putting your best friends in? Well, you might if you want to, but it could be that a buddy list might have another purpose.
If you have taken your tracking seriously, then you would rather die than be without tools such as Poker Tracker. This tool can gather hand histories for redisplay over top an actual player in a live poker room. You will still need yet another tool for actually displaying the data in real time, but in the past, dating was never so much fun.
Online poker has the great advantage that you can gather way more information about other poker players than you could do at real poker tables. It would be foolish not to do get your hands on as much information possible on your online poker opponents.
Imagine if it were actually possible to gather as much information about others before you try to improve your love life on a regular dating website. And imagine if you could see through the fake information presented by your date even before you agree to meet for "Dinner & the Movies". Unfortunately the "non-poker" dating game doesn't quite work like that.
Would you date someone that just beat you in a big online poker tournament or would you like to meet someone that you took big money from in a cash game (the other party might insist that you pay for the dinner...) ?
Does the couple get married in a Poker bar somewhere in Fiji or Nevada ( the latter is a great place to get married just ask Britney and countless others ), spend their evenings playing poker online, afternoons communicating on skype, a chinese dinner in between then back to the poker tables? I just can't imagine.
What a life! While I was still shaking my head it reminded me though of one of the most important strategic components in playing online poker: finding the weakest players online and "dating them" for more profits. So "Online Poker Dating with benefits" for me would be finding the perfect online poker match in order to win more pots and make more cash. To find weaker players and tables that are filled with people that might be easier to beat is not super difficult.
Your alleged poker date may already be neatly cataloged and gift wrapped in an existing commercially available database of poker players. Its possible to even get a subscription that give you access to the most **beautiful** poker dates ever seen. Places like tableratings.com might be of some use. And supposing you simply can't get access to that site? Well many poker games have buddy lists. Did you really think that those were for putting your best friends in? Well, you might if you want to, but it could be that a buddy list might have another purpose.
If you have taken your tracking seriously, then you would rather die than be without tools such as Poker Tracker. This tool can gather hand histories for redisplay over top an actual player in a live poker room. You will still need yet another tool for actually displaying the data in real time, but in the past, dating was never so much fun.
Online poker has the great advantage that you can gather way more information about other poker players than you could do at real poker tables. It would be foolish not to do get your hands on as much information possible on your online poker opponents.
Imagine if it were actually possible to gather as much information about others before you try to improve your love life on a regular dating website. And imagine if you could see through the fake information presented by your date even before you agree to meet for "Dinner & the Movies". Unfortunately the "non-poker" dating game doesn't quite work like that.
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